May 2013
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whatladybird:
Your god is Old. He killed children in Egypt, murdered lovers in the night, swept sinners dead in a righteous wave. He told Eve she would die if she ate the apple, knowing that he had already planted the seed of the tree of Knowledge inside her. He lied. He stole. He coveted. Just because you create something, doesn’t make it yours.
I will not be Job. If god tries to tear down my...
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Mother's Day "Gifts"
stfuparents:
Every year, moms take “The Joys of Motherhood!” concept and apply it to Mother’s Day through a series of updates about bodily fluids. On an average day, a baby’s diaper explosion is just what babies doo do (“Oh, the joy!”), but on holidays like Mother’s Day, that shitty diaper becomes a “gift” and unfortunate momedy ensues.
Of course, a part of me understands the appeal of potty...
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Mother's Day "Gifts"
stfuparents:
Every year, moms take “The Joys of Motherhood!” concept and apply it to Mother’s Day through a series of updates about bodily fluids. On an average day, a baby’s diaper explosion is just what babies doo do (“Oh, the joy!”), but on holidays like Mother’s Day, that shitty diaper becomes a “gift” and unfortunate momedy ensues.
Of course, a part of me understands the appeal of potty...
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“Here’s a situation every woman is familiar with: some guy she knows, perhaps a...”
– http://fugitivus.wordpress.com/2009/06/26/another-post-about-rape-3/ (via seebster)
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lovingharrystyles:
remember last year’s eurovision when
This Year was fucking boring :(
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“Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good...”
– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland)
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bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
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